Banta-tumhe itna mara Kisne?
Santa- Mere Padsoi ka Bcaha Gum ho gaya
Banta- to tumne aisa kya keh diya?
Santa- Maine Kaha Google par search karlo!

Snta goes2 police station n say-muje fon pr jaanse marne ki dhmki mil rhi h
police-kon de rha h.

snta-BSNL wale 'Rameshbhai'
khte h bil nhi bhra to Kaat denge...

Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine Kaha Mard Se Lado.

Banta: Fir?

Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha.

Santa ki tapasya se khush hokar Bhagwan bole: VAR mango vats..

Snta: hey bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne., me to VADHU k liye tapsya kar raha tha..

Santa London ke Hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya.

Waiter-What do u like 2 have sir ?

Santa-1 plate egg ke Papa plz...

Santa ko 1 blank message aaya..

phir santa ne usi no. pe phone ker k kaha-

bhaishab aapko malum nhi hoga pr apke mobile ki ink khatam ho gayi hai.