What is the similarity between Dost and Popcorn?
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai...!!!

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!

WIFE says No, it means
With
Idiot
for
Ever

Tell Me Ur
-Date Of Birth,
-Place Of Birth,
-Time Of Birth,
Fast..

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Pata Toh Chale k Upar Wala Kab Aur kaha Mazak K MoOd Me Tha.

Maa-Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aa Gaya,
Beta-Machar Mara To Sir Ne Chutti Dedi
Maa-Aisa Kyu
Beta-Machar Sir K Gaal Pe Baitha Tha Na

EK DUKHI BOY:

Ayee dost baandhle kafan me BOTEL

Kabar me beth kr pia krenge

In LADKIYO se to bewafayi mili

Ab BHUTNIYO se Setting Kia krenge

Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents

crack: To put speed brakers on the track

My Attitude :-
A Girl proposed to me.
And I said: ! !
"Sorry, I won't accept your proposal, But I apprecate your selection..."!

chikku iN a Computer exam

ExamiNer asked, "What is Microsoft Excel?"

chikku: "It is like Surf Excel to cleaN Computer

Bv:Aj Koi Shair Sunao

Pati-Abhi Ni

Bv:Sunao Na

P-lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh pe
Mar jauga mai sanam..

Wikipedia: I know everything

Google : i have everything

Facebook : i know everybody

Internet : without me u r nothing
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Electricity : awaaaz niche...

Police Officer: Tumne Chor Ko Pakda Kyo Nahi?

Sipahi: Kya Karta Sahab, Chor Jis Ghar Me Chipa Tha Wahan Likha Tha Andar Aana Mana Hai.

Chikku: Hathi Ko Sui Ke Chhed Me Se Gujrne Se Kaise Roka Ja Sakta Hai?

Mikku: Aasan Hai Uski Punch Me Gaanth Laga Do...

Pagal Khane Me Sab Pagal Dance Kr Rhe The
2Pagal Khamosh Baithe
Dr Ne Socha Ye Thik Ho Gye H
Dr -Tum Khamosh Q Ho
Pagal-Hum Dulha-Dulhan he

2,00,000 Shadi Par...

4,00,000 jewellary par...

&

Rs.50,000
Shadi ki Rasmo Par,

Yani,

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Kharcha,
Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha
Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghante Ka
Rs.9027.77778

aur

1 Minute ka
Rs.150.46296

Ufff...
Tauba Tauba.
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Love Marriage::-*
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Sirf
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100 Rupye Ka Stamp

20 Notery

50 Varmaala

10 Photo k.

Total 180 Rs.

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Paisa apka
pasand apki
Faisla apka


...jago graahak jago...

A group of elephant siting on d street..

a $exy female elephant pass by & guess wat the loffer elephant says..

"wow"

36000-24000-36000.

When
do you knw ur in love?
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When you start searching for the
cheapest mobile plan.

Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye...
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Papa: Waiter,
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1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao...
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Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa?

Aap bhi Beer pijiye na...

Teacher: What's ur name?
Student: My name is Nageshwar laxman yakkundi.
Teacher: It's too long. Make it short & sweet

Student:
"na_la_yak"!

Kisi Ka Haath Tham Kar 6odna Nahi

Wada Kisi Se Karo Toh Todna Nahi

Koi agar Tod de Dil Aapka

Toh Bina Haath Pair Tode Use 6odna Nahi...

Sister 2 bro:
Wat r u going 2 gift grandma on her bday?
Bro: A Football
Sis: Bt grandma does not play
Bro: On my birthday she gave me BHAGVAT GITA