Wo bhul gye k unhe hasaya kisne tha,
Jb wo ruthe the to manaya kisne tha,
Wo - kehte h wo bahut ache h,
Shayad wo bhul gaye ke unhe ye bataya kisne tha...
Thursday 20 September 2012
Monday 21 May 2012
Sunday 20 May 2012
Saturday 19 May 2012
Dhan Teras
''Happy Dhanteras''
Mata Laxmi ki Krupa Drusti Aap par aur Aap ke Parivar par Hamesh bani rahe...
Mata Laxmi ki Krupa Drusti Aap par aur Aap ke Parivar par Hamesh bani rahe...
Dhan Teras
|| Yaa Devi Sarvbhuteshu 'LAXMI' Rupen Sansthitam,
Namastasyey Namastasyey Namastasyey Namo Namah ||
May dis Dhan-Teras 'MAA MAHALAXMI' Fullfil 'YOUR' Wishes Through-out d Year and Showering on Your Family in Many Folds..
'HAPPY DHAN-TERAS'...
Namastasyey Namastasyey Namastasyey Namo Namah ||
May dis Dhan-Teras 'MAA MAHALAXMI' Fullfil 'YOUR' Wishes Through-out d Year and Showering on Your Family in Many Folds..
'HAPPY DHAN-TERAS'...
2,00,000 Shadi Par...
4,00,000 jewellary par...
&
Rs.50,000
Shadi ki Rasmo Par,
Yani,
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Kharcha,
Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha
Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghante Ka
Rs.9027.77778
aur
1 Minute ka
Rs.150.46296
Ufff...
Tauba Tauba.
.
Love Marriage::-*
.
Sirf
.
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery
50 Varmaala
10 Photo k.
Total 180 Rs.
.
Paisa apka
pasand apki
Faisla apka
...jago graahak jago...
4,00,000 jewellary par...
&
Rs.50,000
Shadi ki Rasmo Par,
Yani,
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Kharcha,
Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha
Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghante Ka
Rs.9027.77778
aur
1 Minute ka
Rs.150.46296
Ufff...
Tauba Tauba.
.
Love Marriage::-*
.
Sirf
.
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery
50 Varmaala
10 Photo k.
Total 180 Rs.
.
Paisa apka
pasand apki
Faisla apka
...jago graahak jago...
Diwali
H :Har Khushi
A :Aapke
P :Pass
P :Pohche
Y :Yeh
D :Dil Se
I :Is Diwali Ke
W :Waqt
A :Apke
L :Liye
I :Ishwar Se prathna
*(HAPPY DIWALI)*
A :Aapke
P :Pass
P :Pohche
Y :Yeh
D :Dil Se
I :Is Diwali Ke
W :Waqt
A :Apke
L :Liye
I :Ishwar Se prathna
*(HAPPY DIWALI)*
Lovely roses and Lovely you.
and Lovely are the things u do.
But the Loveliest is the Friendship of the two.
One is ME and other is YOU...
and Lovely are the things u do.
But the Loveliest is the Friendship of the two.
One is ME and other is YOU...
Thursday 17 May 2012
Vicharo na vrundavan ma ek Radha 6o tame,
Amara hryday ma j rahine ketla agha 6o tame,
Vaheli savar ni paheli kiran no 6o tame,
Upvan ma satat relati suvas 6o tame,
Jani ne badhu j ketla ajan 6o tame,
Lage 6e varso juni koi olakhan 6o tame.
Mandir ma thati aarti no rankar 6o tame,
Ishvar ni koi 6abi no ansar 6o tame.
Duniya ma Sabndho na koi ne koi nam hoy j 6e,
'Anand' nam vinano mitho sabandh 6o tame.
Amara hryday ma j rahine ketla agha 6o tame,
Vaheli savar ni paheli kiran no 6o tame,
Upvan ma satat relati suvas 6o tame,
Jani ne badhu j ketla ajan 6o tame,
Lage 6e varso juni koi olakhan 6o tame.
Mandir ma thati aarti no rankar 6o tame,
Ishvar ni koi 6abi no ansar 6o tame.
Duniya ma Sabndho na koi ne koi nam hoy j 6e,
'Anand' nam vinano mitho sabandh 6o tame.
Tuesday 15 May 2012
There was a girl named Becca and a boy named Joe. Becca was in a burning house. None of the firefighters could get in the house because the fire was too big. Joe dressed in one of the fire suits and got intothe house. When he got up the stairs, the steps fell off behind him. When he got into her room he sealed the door up behind him. He held her tight, kissed her, huged her, then said that he loved her. She asked what was wrong, and he said that he was going to die. Her eyes widened as she began to cry. He picked her up and jumped out of the four story house. He landed on his back with her on top of him. He died to save her life.
Love Means...
(a girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle hadcrashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmetso she would live even though it meant he would die.
(a girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle hadcrashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmetso she would live even though it meant he would die.
Aaj bapore shala e vidhyarthi nota tyare aa kavita lakhi...
''Khali aa makan ne khali kham orda,
Adhura,alakhamna lage 6a tahuka,
Nistej thai gai srusti aa saghali,
Gerhajri emni kevi lage 6e aghari.
Aakash n game vadalo vina,
Shala n game balko vina,
Mandir mathi ishvar jay jem,
Bag nathi sobhto aa pushpo vina.
Halve thi sambhlu aa popat no avaj,
Dhyan thi dekhu pankhi na mijaj,
Toy gamtu nathi aaj 'Anand' ne,
Ene to joie vidhyarthi na samvad.''
''Khali aa makan ne khali kham orda,
Adhura,alakhamna lage 6a tahuka,
Nistej thai gai srusti aa saghali,
Gerhajri emni kevi lage 6e aghari.
Aakash n game vadalo vina,
Shala n game balko vina,
Mandir mathi ishvar jay jem,
Bag nathi sobhto aa pushpo vina.
Halve thi sambhlu aa popat no avaj,
Dhyan thi dekhu pankhi na mijaj,
Toy gamtu nathi aaj 'Anand' ne,
Ene to joie vidhyarthi na samvad.''
Ek Joker Ne Logon Ko 1 Joke Sunaya To Sab Log Bohat Hasey.
Usne Vahi Joke Dubara Sunaya To Kam Log Hasey.
Us ne Vahi Joke Fir Se Sunaya To Koi Bhi Nahi Hasa.
To Phir
Usne 1 Bohat Pyari Baat Boli Ki Agar Tum 1 Khushi Ko Le Kar Bar Bar Nahi Khush Ho Sakte To Phir Ek Gam Ko Le Kar Baar Baar Rote Kyun Ho ?
Usne Vahi Joke Dubara Sunaya To Kam Log Hasey.
Us ne Vahi Joke Fir Se Sunaya To Koi Bhi Nahi Hasa.
To Phir
Usne 1 Bohat Pyari Baat Boli Ki Agar Tum 1 Khushi Ko Le Kar Bar Bar Nahi Khush Ho Sakte To Phir Ek Gam Ko Le Kar Baar Baar Rote Kyun Ho ?
Saturday 12 May 2012
Santa London ke Hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya.
Waiter-What do u like 2 have sir ?
Santa-1 plate egg ke Papa plz...
Waiter-What do u like 2 have sir ?
Santa-1 plate egg ke Papa plz...
Wednesday 9 May 2012
Tuesday 8 May 2012
Jab mai chhota bachcha tha !
Wo waqt bada hi acha tha,
Jab mai chhota bachcha tha!
Goliya-Tofiya khata tha,
Us time petrol sasta tha,
Par me cycle chlata tha!
Na Ladkiyo ka zikr karta tha,
Mai to padhai ki fikr krta tha!
Na facebook pe status likhta tha,
m toh computer pe paint sikhta tha!
Tab yaar mere sab sath the,
Ab waqt ne apni chaal badli..!
School chhod aa gaye colege me,
Qki zindgi ka sawal h!
Yaha group me rhna padta h,
Sorry,Thank-u bolna padta h!
Par fir b ..yaar mere puchte h,
Tu suna-suna Q rehta h?
Mai Jawab nhi de pata hu,
Bas chup-chap hi reh jata hu!
Fir aansu ponchh k kehta hu,
Tum sab jao, mai aata hu!
Sab puchte Jab wajah,
To DIL sakht karke kehta hu-
Bas yaaro!
Yaad aa gyi us waqt ki,
Jo waqt bada hi acha tha,
Jab mai chota bacha tha!!
Jab mai chhota bachcha tha!
Goliya-Tofiya khata tha,
Us time petrol sasta tha,
Par me cycle chlata tha!
Na Ladkiyo ka zikr karta tha,
Mai to padhai ki fikr krta tha!
Na facebook pe status likhta tha,
m toh computer pe paint sikhta tha!
Tab yaar mere sab sath the,
Ab waqt ne apni chaal badli..!
School chhod aa gaye colege me,
Qki zindgi ka sawal h!
Yaha group me rhna padta h,
Sorry,Thank-u bolna padta h!
Par fir b ..yaar mere puchte h,
Tu suna-suna Q rehta h?
Mai Jawab nhi de pata hu,
Bas chup-chap hi reh jata hu!
Fir aansu ponchh k kehta hu,
Tum sab jao, mai aata hu!
Sab puchte Jab wajah,
To DIL sakht karke kehta hu-
Bas yaaro!
Yaad aa gyi us waqt ki,
Jo waqt bada hi acha tha,
Jab mai chota bacha tha!!
Magical Message
Marriage pahela
boy - aha! Aa divas ni to hu rah joto hato!
Girl- to, hu jati rahu?
B - na,
g - tu mane prem kare 6?
B - ha! Karu 6u. Karto hato. Ane karto rahish
g- tu mari sathe kadi dago karish?
B- hoy? Aena karto hu mari n jau?
G - tu mane kiss karish?
B - saur, mane gamashe!
G - tu mane marish?
B- bilkul nahi hu aevo manas nathi.
G- hu tara par trust kari shaku?
B- ha.
G- oh! Darling....
Have marige pachi nu janva mate niche thi upar vancho.
boy - aha! Aa divas ni to hu rah joto hato!
Girl- to, hu jati rahu?
B - na,
g - tu mane prem kare 6?
B - ha! Karu 6u. Karto hato. Ane karto rahish
g- tu mari sathe kadi dago karish?
B- hoy? Aena karto hu mari n jau?
G - tu mane kiss karish?
B - saur, mane gamashe!
G - tu mane marish?
B- bilkul nahi hu aevo manas nathi.
G- hu tara par trust kari shaku?
B- ha.
G- oh! Darling....
Have marige pachi nu janva mate niche thi upar vancho.
Monday 7 May 2012
Bill Gates
When you live for a strong purpose , then hardwork isn't an option. It's a necessity. - Bill Gates.
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