Wo bhul gye k unhe hasaya kisne tha,
Jb wo ruthe the to manaya kisne tha,
Wo - kehte h wo bahut ache h,
Shayad wo bhul gaye ke unhe ye bataya kisne tha...

7 tips to be happy in life

1) Never be late
2) dont cheat
3) live simple
4) expect little
5) work more
6) smile always
7) help others...

What is the similarity between Dost and Popcorn?
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai...!!!

Dont leave any work even by smaller margin,

bcoz even "99" doesn't have the glamour of "CENTURY"
.
- Sachin Tendulkar

CHUPA lu BAHO me tuje
ki HAWA bhi CHUNE ki izazat mange

Kho jau MADHOSH KHUSHBU me teri
ki HOSH bhi aane ki IZAZAT mange

The Cutest thing in Life is wn Sm1 Special gets Angry wit U & Says
"I wil nevr Talk 2 U"
&
Stil d Person com back to U just 2 Inform
"I m stil Angry...

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!

WIFE says No, it means
With
Idiot
for
Ever

Tumhe Bhulane Ki Har Koshish Meri,
Na Jaane Kyu Nakaam Rahi,
Aisa Uljha Hu Yaadon Me Teri,
Na Subah Rahi Meri Na hi Meri Shaam Rahi.

1 premi kahta h "Agar Tumhe kuch ho gya to Main Zinda nhi bachuga

Bt 1 SACHA DOST kahta h

"Jab tak Me ZINDA hu Tumhe kuch nhi hone dunga"

Tumhare Sawaal Ka Jawaab Hum Denge
Phoolo Se Jyada Pyar Hum Denge
Bharosa Rakhna Humari Chahat Par
Jab Tak Chahoge Tab Tak SAATH Hum Denge..

Wo Khud Nhi Janti Wo Kitni Pyari H
JAAN H Hamari Hume JAAN Se Pyari H

Durio K Hone Se Kya Fark Padta H
Wo Kal B Humari Thi Aaj B Hmari He

KIsI K Dukh Ka Ehsas He Hum
ZIndgI Ka Sunhera Saaz He Hum
Dusro Ko KhushI Dene KI KoshIsh Krte He
Pr
Khud PaL Bhar KI KhushI K Mohtaz He Hum

Riste Tod Deti H Galatfmiya

Insanko ALAG kr Deti HE Galatfmiya

N Aane Dena APNE Pas Kbi iNko

Qki APNO ko B ALAG kr Deti HE Galatfemiya

Good relationships are like trees.

They demand attention & Care in the beginning but once they blossom, they provide you the shade in all situations of life...

Roz Hum Nashe Me Hote Hai Aur Raat Guzar Jati Hai

Ek Din Raat Nashe Me Hogi Aur Hum Guzar Jayenge..

Shayad Tabhi Hum Kisiko Yaad Aayenge.

Na woh sapna dekho jo tut jye
Na woh hath thamo jo chhut jye
Mat ane do kisiko itna karib k
uske dur jane se insan khud se ruth jaye

Tell Me Ur
-Date Of Birth,
-Place Of Birth,
-Time Of Birth,
Fast..

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Pata Toh Chale k Upar Wala Kab Aur kaha Mazak K MoOd Me Tha.

Maa-Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aa Gaya,
Beta-Machar Mara To Sir Ne Chutti Dedi
Maa-Aisa Kyu
Beta-Machar Sir K Gaal Pe Baitha Tha Na

1 Shaks Ki Chahat Ka Arman Raha,
Jo Sub Kuch Jaan K bhi Anjan Raha, Aate He Wo Nindo Me, Rehte He Khwbo Me,
1 Yahi To Unka Mujh pe Ehsan Raha.

Khushiya dene walon me 1 naam aapka hai

sath dene walon me 1naam apka hai

sub kuch bhula diya humne ae SANAM

jo na bhula sake wo naam apka hai

Tum Ho Subah Aur Sham Ki Tarah

Tum Ho Khushiyon K Paigam Ki Tarha

Tum Ko Maine Kab Bhulaya Hai?

Tum Yad Rehte Ho Mujhe Mere Naam Ki Tarah.!

Ajnabi ki trah mile or ulfat ho Gyi
Ajnabi dost aisa mila ki dosti ho Gyi
Sachi Dosti Ka Irada Tha Unse
Lekin muje Unse Sachi mohabht ho Gyi

Har"SaPne Ko Apni SaanSo Me Rakho

Har"ManZil Ko Apni Baaho Me Rakho,

JEET"Zarur MiLegi AaPko

BuS
Apne"IRADO Ko Apni Nigaho me Rakho."

PuchLo"RAB"se Aapke Liye Hi Dua Mangi

Puchh Lo"Hawa Se Aapke Liye Hi Fiza Mangi,
Jab
Bhi_Hui AapSe Galti

Humne"Dua Me Apne Liye SaZa Mangi

Tmne mlya nu yaad rese,
Ghadi bhar no sath yaad rese,
Sanjogo zindgi ne kvi banave 6e ?
Aapni aakhri zalak yad rese.

Nathi amari pase koi apni smruti,
Pan apni smruti ni yad rese,
Lagnio have vyakt nahi kre 'Anand',
Amari pida ni anubhuti tmne yad rese.

Yeh Bhi Ek Duaa Hai Khuda Se.

Kisi Ka Dil Na Dukhe Meri Wajah Se.

Ae Khuda Kar De Kuch Aesi Inaayat Mujh Pe.

Ki Khushiyaan Mile Sabko Bas Meri Wajah Se...

Yeh Bhi Ek Duaa Hai Khuda Se.

Kisi Ka Dil Na Dukhe Meri Wajah Se.

Ae Khuda Kar De Kuch Aesi Inaayat Mujh Pe.

Ki Khushiyaan Mile Sabko Bas Meri Wajah Se...

Teri khushi me meri khushi h...
Teri hansi me meri zindagi h...
Khud ko fanaa kar du tere sapno k liye...
Kyuki tu hi toh meri ZiNdAgI h...

Koi nhi rukta is Zndgi me kisi k liye
Sb yuhi chalte rhte h
Kon deta h umar bhar ka sath
Log to janaza le jate wakt b kandhe badalte rehte h.

Kyarek udasi ni aag 6e jindgi,

kyarek khushi no bag 6e jindgi,
hasta ne radavto rag 6e jindgi,

pan aakhre to karela 'karm' no jawab 6e aa jindgi.. ..!

Kinaro pe sagar k khazane nhi aate,

fir zindagi me dost purane nahi aate.

Jeelo in palo ko has ke dosto k sath.

fir lout k dosti k zamane nahi aate.

Gam ki andhiyo se gujar jayenge,

sagar ki lehro me utar jayenge,

hame marne k liye maut ki jarurat nahi,

aap dil se nikal do ham khud hi mar jayenge.

Rishta Khaas Nahi Khaas Aap Ho,

Baat Kuch Nahi Par Jazbat Aap Ho,

Aas Kuch Nahi Viswas Aap Ho,

Dosti Par Duniya Luta Denge Jab Dost Aap Ho..!!

Tmari ankhe jagat jovu 6e,

Tmara svase jivan jivvu 6e,

Khatam kari dau 'Anand' ne,

Tamara naame lilam thavu 6e.?!

EK DUKHI BOY:

Ayee dost baandhle kafan me BOTEL

Kabar me beth kr pia krenge

In LADKIYO se to bewafayi mili

Ab BHUTNIYO se Setting Kia krenge

Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents

crack: To put speed brakers on the track

Zakhmo to mare ghana dekhadva 6e tne,
Samay hoy to 1 var mari KABAR par avje.
Boli 6e kalam Khuda e mara lohima,
Zindgi 'Anand' ni amthi nathi rangin.

My Attitude :-
A Girl proposed to me.
And I said: ! !
"Sorry, I won't accept your proposal, But I apprecate your selection..."!

A deep relation is not valued by the number of days of meeting.

Its valued by the number of seconds of beating of heart with desire to meet......!!!

Waqt k Dayre Se
Hum Guzar Na Jaye

Armano k Silsile
Kahi Bikhr Na Jaye

Isliye Aap Ko
Bewaqt Yad Karte Hai

Kahi Aapke DiL Se
Hum Nikal Na Jaye.

Pag Ne Satave Evi Koi 'PAYAL' Nathi.

Be Pankti Lakhva Thi Koi Shayar Nathi.

Aato Duniya Ma Rahi Ne Hase 6 Loko.
Baki,

Evu Dil Batavo Je Ghayal Nathi.

When we were kids....
None of our frnds had a watch....
But
They had time...

Now

All have branded watches...
But
Non of them have time...

Zindagi Ka Saath Nibhau Kaise

Dard-E-Gam Zamane Ko Dikhau Kaise

Zindagi Ke Safar Me Jisne Dhoka Diya

Naam Uska Zamane Ko Batau Kaise???

Koi tamari aankho ma ramtu hase.

koi tamari vato thi hastu hase.

khud ni khusi ni chinta na karta yaar.

kem ke koi tamara mate pan mandir ma namtu hase....

apnO kE liyE duwA mangnA fitraT
haI hmarI
haR apnA khusH rahE hasraT haI
hmarI
koI hamkO yaaD karE nA karE
apkO yaaD karnA aadaT haI
hamarI..

Yado no peri burkho,

Mari dua kare tu,

Nikle 6e sur tara,

Mari namaj mathi.

''Bhag bin mile nahi bhali vastu na bhog,
Jab vanra pakne lage tab chanch ne thya rog.''

Whenever I sit alone,
I just look at my hand and see the criss-cross lines and wonder which special line made me so lucky 2 get a person like you...

chikku iN a Computer exam

ExamiNer asked, "What is Microsoft Excel?"

chikku: "It is like Surf Excel to cleaN Computer

Bv:Aj Koi Shair Sunao

Pati-Abhi Ni

Bv:Sunao Na

P-lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh pe
Mar jauga mai sanam..

Koi ne kam hoy 6e,
Koi navra hoy 6e,
Koi koini sathe vat karva wait kare 6e,
Pan koi ne kya samay hoy 6e ?

''Nathi reti savar k sanj ni khabar,

Nathi reti kam k kaaj ni khabar,

Tamari yad ma ketlo dukhi 'Anand',

Nathi tamne mara Prem ni khabar ?''

Kabhi-Kabhi Mohabbat Me Waade Tut Jate Hai,

Ishq K Kacche Dhage Tut Jate Hai,

Zuth Bolta Hoga Chand Bhi

IsLiye To Ruth Kar Taare Tut Jate hai

"Sirf do hi tarah se koi bhee cheez Choti nazar aati Hey.
Ek "Dur" Se.
Aur
Doosra "Guroor" Se."

Wikipedia: I know everything

Google : i have everything

Facebook : i know everybody

Internet : without me u r nothing
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Electricity : awaaaz niche...

"Do not limit your Challenges..

Challenge your limits"



2 B Born with Personality is an Accident,



But living as a Personality is an ACHIEVEMENT..!!

Dosti Zindgi Me Roshni Kar Deti He
Har Khushi Ko Duguni Kar Deti He
Kbhi Jhum K Barsti He Banzar Dil Pe,
Kbhi Amavas Ko Chandni kar Deti He

"Aadmi bhi ajeeb prani hai...usko apne gyan ka abhiman to hota hai,par apne ABHIMAN ka GYAN nahi hota...."

Insan paraya ho sakta he par prit nahi,
Dariya gahera ho sakta he par pani nahi,
hum to hamesa apki dosti nibhayenge,
qki waqt badal sakta hai hum nahi..

LOVELY THOUGHT:
"Is Life Me Tension Hi Tension Hai,
Fir B In Labon Pe Muskan Hai.

Kyuki Jeena Jab Har Haal Me Hai
To.
Muskura k jine me kya nuksan hai..

Dhan Teras

''Happy Dhanteras''
Mata Laxmi ki Krupa Drusti Aap par aur Aap ke Parivar par Hamesh bani rahe...

Dhan Teras

|| Yaa Devi Sarvbhuteshu 'LAXMI' Rupen Sansthitam,
Namastasyey Namastasyey Namastasyey Namo Namah ||

May dis Dhan-Teras 'MAA MAHALAXMI' Fullfil 'YOUR' Wishes Through-out d Year and Showering on Your Family in Many Folds..

'HAPPY DHAN-TERAS'...

Apko Yad Krne Me Taklif Hoti He

Qki Yad Krne Se Apki Kami Mahsus Hoti He

Fir b Hum Apko Yad Krte He

Qki Yad Krne Se Yade Mazbut Hoti He.!

Beautiful lines:-
"RIVERS"
Never go
"REVERSE"
So try to Live like a RIVER, Don't get back of your AIM...

Apni har saans k sath tuje yaad krta he koi
Teri chahat me kahi dur bechen he koi
Milna munasib nhi isliye roz...
tere khwab dekh k tadpta h koi.

BHAGVAN Par Bharosa Bilkul Us Bacche Ki Tarah Kro
Jisko Ap Hawa Me Uchalo To Wo Hasta He,
Darta Nhi, Qk Wo Janta He K Aap Use Girne NAhi Doge...

Fizao K Badalne Ka Intzar N Karo
Andhiyo K Rukne Ka Intzar N Karo
Mobile Uthao Or Muje Sms Karo
Har Bar Mere Sms Ka Intezr N Karo.:-:->

Jitni Ijjat Khuda Ki He
Utni Ijjat Mere Dost Ki He
.
Bus Fark Sirf Itna He Ki
Khuda Khud Ek Kudrat He
.
Aur Mera Dost Khuda ki kudrat Hai....

Confidence comes naturally with Success
But,
Success comes only to those, who are Confident.
So, Begin ur day with great confidence.

BaalMandir no 1 Babo 1 Bebi ne kahe 6e- Tu mali jole ladan talis ?

Bebi- Na

Babo- Hu Tane Eclairs aapis

Bebi- bija 1 6okla jole Dairy Milk ni vat thai gai 6e

'Happines is like a butterfly,
When u go after it,
It flies away but when u stand still it comes to u.'

Wo"Kehte He
MaZboor He Hum,

Na"Chahte Huye
Bhi Door Hai Hum,

Chura"Li Unhone
Dhadkane Bhi
Humari,

Fir Bhi
Wo"Kehte He
BekaSoor He
Hum...

Sambandh E Nathi Ke Tame Koni Pase Thi Ketlu Sukh, Ketli Khushi Melvo 6o.?

Pan Sambandh To E Che Ke...

Tame Kona Vina Ketli Ekalta Anubhavo 6o..!

Sumtyms u jus cant tel nobody hw u realy feel
Nt coz u dnt knw y..
Nt coz u dnt trust thm...
Bt coz U can nevr realy find d rite wrds 2 mak thm understand..

Wat is love?
Asked in a survey & ans by a boy..

'luv is wen u tell a girl that u like her smile & she start smiling even wen her eyes r wet...

Love me bhi Attitude..

"Wo is chah me rehte hai k hum unko unse mange..



Aur hum is guroor me rehte hain k hm apni hi cheez kyun mange.."

Police Officer: Tumne Chor Ko Pakda Kyo Nahi?

Sipahi: Kya Karta Sahab, Chor Jis Ghar Me Chipa Tha Wahan Likha Tha Andar Aana Mana Hai.

If U Spend
1 Minute To
Read This SMS,
I Feel Very Happy.
Bcoz, That 1 Minute
I am Crossing In Ur Mind & Passing Over Ur HEART...!!

Chikku: Hathi Ko Sui Ke Chhed Me Se Gujrne Se Kaise Roka Ja Sakta Hai?

Mikku: Aasan Hai Uski Punch Me Gaanth Laga Do...

Yado Ne aakr Ku6 yu gunguna diya,

Jese Kisi Ne Bhula Hua afsana Suna Diya,

Jane KyaBat Thi Us Guzre Kal Me,

Ankhe Roi Lkin Chehra Muskura Diya

Pagal Khane Me Sab Pagal Dance Kr Rhe The
2Pagal Khamosh Baithe
Dr Ne Socha Ye Thik Ho Gye H
Dr -Tum Khamosh Q Ho
Pagal-Hum Dulha-Dulhan he

''Saram ne sneh batave 6e ankho,
Maun rahi ne pan bolave 6e ankho,
Dard dil nu kem 6upave 6e ankho,
Tunk ma ketluy samjave 6e ankho.'' -'Anand'

LISTEN & SILENT
Are two words, having same Alphabets.
They are vital
For any Relationship,
Because very Few people
Can LISTEN to u,
when you are SILENT.

"Motivation Gets Us Started.
Habit keeps Us Running.
Attitude Decides Our Pace
and
Values Decide Our Destination."

Kash Yeh Zalim Judai Na Hoti

Rab Tune Dil Cheej Banai Na Hoti

Na Hum Unse Milte Na Muhobbat Hoti

Zindgi Jo Apni Thi Aaj Woh Parai Na Hoti.

Pyar ka rishta do anjano ko jod deta hai,
Har kadam pe zindigi ko naya mod deta hai,
Woh saath deta hai tab, jab apna saya bhi saath chhod deta hai.!

2,00,000 Shadi Par...

4,00,000 jewellary par...

&

Rs.50,000
Shadi ki Rasmo Par,

Yani,

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Kharcha,
Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha
Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghante Ka
Rs.9027.77778

aur

1 Minute ka
Rs.150.46296

Ufff...
Tauba Tauba.
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Love Marriage::-*
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Sirf
.
100 Rupye Ka Stamp

20 Notery

50 Varmaala

10 Photo k.

Total 180 Rs.

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Paisa apka
pasand apki
Faisla apka


...jago graahak jago...

Jeni Prit mali 6e ene sachvi lejo
Zindagi ma thodu harvanu sikhi lejo
Malse Duniya ma ketlay Aprichit Loko
Pan je Tamara bani jay ene sachvi lejo.

Apki saadgi ki koi inteha nhi h
Yahi to mere dosti krne ki wajah rahi h
Mana ki Apme alag kuch b nhi h
Par jo Apme h wo kisi or me bhi nhi h

A group of elephant siting on d street..

a $exy female elephant pass by & guess wat the loffer elephant says..

"wow"

36000-24000-36000.

When
do you knw ur in love?
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..
..
When you start searching for the
cheapest mobile plan.

Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye...
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.
Papa: Waiter,
.
1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao...
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.
Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa?

Aap bhi Beer pijiye na...

Mai kahu or tum Suno wo acchi dosti
tum kaho or Mai Sunu wo usse b acchi dost
Par Mai kuch b na kahu or
tum samajh jao wo hai sacchi dost

Kisi Ne Phool Se Pucha
Jab Tume Toda Jata HE To Dard Nahi Hota

PhooL Ne Kaha
Mai Apna Dard Bhul Jati Hu
Jab Kisiki Khusi Ka Sabab Banti Hu

Teacher: What's ur name?
Student: My name is Nageshwar laxman yakkundi.
Teacher: It's too long. Make it short & sweet

Student:
"na_la_yak"!

Na Maine Koi Gurur Kiya
Na Aapne Koi Kasur Kiya
Bas WaQt Ne Humko Dur Kiya
Maine SMS Apko Isliye Kiya
Kyu ki Aapki Yaad Ne Mujhe Mazbur Kiya

Zindagi 1 pal hai Jisme na aaj na kal ha
Jilo isko is tarah ki Jo b aapse Mile
vo Yahi Kahe Bas yahi Uski zindagi ka sabe Hasin pal hai

Everyday is special
if u THINK so.
Every moment is memorable
if u FEEL so.
Everyone is unique
if u SEE so.
Life is BEAUTIFUL
if u LIVE so. ^.^

Kisi Ka Haath Tham Kar 6odna Nahi

Wada Kisi Se Karo Toh Todna Nahi

Koi agar Tod de Dil Aapka

Toh Bina Haath Pair Tode Use 6odna Nahi...

Aap Pe Hi Khatm Sari Chahat Hogi

Phir Na Kisi Pe Ye Inayat Hogi

Kuch Is Tarah Karenge Yaad Apko

Na Apko Khabar Na Zamane Ko Shikayat Hogi..

Zindgi me 4 baatein jo aapka saath nahi chhodegi.

1.Dhadkan
2.Parchhai
3.Knowledge

&
4. wo ' AAFAT' jiska SMS Aap padh rahe ho.

"Forget your own unhappiness by creating a little happiness for others...

bCoz

When you are good to others, you are best to urself.."

Once a wise man asked to god, what is the meaning of life ?
God reply life itself has no meaning in it, life is an opportunity to create a meaning.

Sister 2 bro:
Wat r u going 2 gift grandma on her bday?
Bro: A Football
Sis: Bt grandma does not play
Bro: On my birthday she gave me BHAGVAT GITA

Diwali

H :Har Khushi
A :Aapke
P :Pass
P :Pohche
Y :Yeh
D :Dil Se
I :Is Diwali Ke
W :Waqt
A :Apke
L :Liye
I :Ishwar Se prathna
*(HAPPY DIWALI)*

Jivan na 6ella swas sudhi badha aasha rakhe 6e,

Dva ne dua ma viswas rakhe 6e,

Ughadi ankh no 6e sambandh aa badho Baki mrya p6i lasne Gharma pn kon rakhe 6e?

Bareking news
BAPU paper vanchta hata..

News-
" RAJKOT ma Zeri KAMLA ae 5 no bhog lidho.."

BAPU- O ho, bau danger chokri lage che...!

Har rang me fiza apki,
Har ful me khushbu apki,
'Anand' dekhta hai kahi bhi,
Milti hai bas nazakat apki.

HE KALI KALKATTA WALI MERA VACHAN N JAY KHALI,

IS MSG PADHNE WALI KI BHARDE KHUSHIYO SE JOLI. . .

su prabhatam ! ! !

Excellent saying by an Intelligent man:

"Love is one beautiful forest where Brave Tigers are Killed by Beautiful Deers."

Waqt Har Cheez Mita Deta Hai,
Kuch Hasin Lamho ko Bhula Deta Hai..
Par Nahi Mita Sakta Aapki Yaade,
Kyuki Waqt Khud Hi Apki Yaad Dila Deta Hai...

HAR BAAT SAMAJHNE KE LIYE NAHI HOTI
ZINDAGI AKSAR KUCH PAANE KE LIYE NAHI HOTI
YAAD AKSAR AATI HAI AAPKI PAR
HAR YAAD JATANE KE LIYE NAHI HOTI

"Having a smile on your face is a good compliment to life.

bt putting a smile on other's face by Ur efforts is the best compliment to life."

Hum Gum Chupa K Muskurate Gaye Wo Hadd Se Jyada Satate Gaye Meri Aankho Se Ghata Barasati Gayi Aur Wo Sawan Samaj Ke Nahate Gaye..

hume har wo lamha yaad hai
jishme basti teri yaad hai
hum aaj bhi wahi hai jaha tumne chhoda tha
kyonki ush sidi pe bhi ek khubsurat yaad hai

Excuse me!what is your mobile No?I want to check ...
sum error is there.kyunki iss number pe sms jata toh hai par wapis nahi aata.so just want 2 check

Lafzo me fasane dhundte hai
Lamho me Zamane dhundte hai

Tum zehar b do magar pyar se
Hum to tum par fannah hone k bahane dhundte hai

Heart Touching Line..

"Kisi ko gum dene mein aapko khushi to mil sakti hai.."

"Lekin kisi ko khushi dene mein aapko gum nahi hoga.."

In each single day we smile and laugh so many times...
We never thank God after every smile,
But we do blame him for every tear we cry...!

Hum Dosti Ko Pura Nibhana Jante Hai,
Zakhm Kitna B Gehra Ho Dawa Lgana Jante Hai,
Hume Bhulne Ki Kosis Na Krna,
Hum Gala Dabana B Jante H

Jana kaha tha aur kaha aa gaye
Duniya me bankar mehman aa gaye
Abhi to zindgi ki kitaab kholi hi thi
aur na jaane kitne imtehaan aa gaye...

Once Rajnikant Get angry on his frnd, & told him nt 2 show his face ever again
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Today dat person is known as BIG BOSS..

"Never think more about past - it brings Tears"

"Dont think more about Future - it brings Fear"

"Live this moment-it brings cheers...!!"

baat aisi ho ki yaad kam na ho,
khayal aise ho kabhi gum na ho,
dil k kone me itne si jagah rakhana,
ki kuch khali sa lage jab hum na ho...

Rishte aur raste 1 sikke ke do pahlu hai,
Kabhi kabhi rishte nibhate nibhate raste kho jate hai,
aur kabhi kabhi rasto me chalte chalte rishte ban jate hai.

"Xpression of Eyes cn b read by every 1 but depresion of HEART cn b read only by best 1..."
"Care 4 every 1 but dont loose d best 1..."

Ram Lnka jit k Ayodhya vapis jane lge to SurpNkha boli prbhu,Mera kya hoga?
Ram-Kalyug me RakhiSawnt k nam se raj karogi Shadi teri fir b nhi hogi

Kis Dilse unki wafa ki Tarif Mangu
Kis Pal Se Milne Ki Tarikh Mangu,
Gum hai unse Door hone Ka
Kis Khuda Se unke Kareeb Aane Ki DuAa Mangu

Ek Tute Dil Ki Awaz Muje Kahiye
Sur Jisme Ho Gum ka wo Saaz Muje Kahiye
Mai Kaun Hu Kis k Liye Zinda hu
Mai khud nhi samjta Wo raz Muje kahiye

Every Students Gets Opporunity 2 sleep in Class hours..

But Sum Miss those Beautiful Moments..

And those Idiots r known as

Toppers.!!

Naraj hokr zindgi s nata nhi todte
Mushkil ho rah fir b manzil nhi chodte
Tanha n smjhna khud ko kbi
Hm unms h jo kbi sath nhi chodte...

When we Like Someone a Lot
They become a part of ourself
dat d why it pains so much wen we miss dem
coz v miss a part ourself...

"HUM"Raat ke Sitare hai
"Tanhaiyo"Ke maare hai
"TUM"hum ko Thokre do beshak
"Magar" Hum Phir bhi Dost Tumhare hai..

Banta-tumhe itna mara Kisne?
Santa- Mere Padsoi ka Bcaha Gum ho gaya
Banta- to tumne aisa kya keh diya?
Santa- Maine Kaha Google par search karlo!

Jhooth Bolna
Baccho k Liye "PAAP"
Loverz k liye "ART"
Bachelors k Liye "Anivaarya"
Aur
Married k liye "JEENE KA MAARG"

BAS ITNISI INAYAT MUJH PE 1BAR KRNA

kbhi aa k mere zakhmo ka didar krna

FIR HO JANA BEGANE SAUK SE:

main tera hi tera rahunga aitbar krna

Mom ki trha pighalte dekha usko
Raat ki tarha badalte dekha usko
Jane kis gam ko chhupane ki tamanna hai use
Hr baat pr muskurate dekha usko

Hase Hm Ye KismtKo Gwara N Tha,
Kbi Hmare Lye Chmke Esa Koi Tara N Tha,
Hr Wqt Hm Kuch N Kuch Khote Rhe
Qki Hm Wo Pana ChahteThe Jo HmaraN Tha

AKSAR jab hm aapko yaad krte h
apne rab se yahi fariyaad krte h,
umar hamari b lag jaye aapko,
kyoki hum aap ko khud se zyada pyar krte h

AKSAR jab hm aapko yaad krte h
apne rab se yahi fariyaad krte h,
umar hamari b lag jaye aapko,
kyoki hum aap ko khud se zyada pyar krte h

Nasib se Milta hai yaar
Nasib se Milta hai Dildar
Badi Najuk chij hai

Sambalkar rakhna QKi
Nasib walo ko Hi Milta hai
Sacha Pyar

Suraj Ki Kiran chupaye to Kaise
Fulon ki mehak churaye to Kaise

aaye na aapka message agar
to aap hi batye Ham Muskuraye kaise

Zindgi Ka kadva Sach-

Kbhi Kisiki Filings K Sath Mat Khelo Ho Sakta He Ap Khel Jeet Jao
Par Ye Pakka He Ki Us Insaan Se Hamesha K Liye Haar Jaoge..

CHIPKALI ko ubal k dhup me sukha k
chips jesa crunchi hone k bad

Ketchup uper dal k khaya jae to








ULTI a jati h.. Eeww Yukk

Lovely roses and Lovely you.
and Lovely are the things u do.
But the Loveliest is the Friendship of the two.
One is ME and other is YOU...

I like the WORLD bcoz u live here.
I like the WIND bcoz it touches u.
I like the SUN bcoz it shines on u.
I love GOD b'coz He made u to be mine..

NEEND NE ANKHO SE JO PALKO KO UTHAYA He
koi h jo dil ko bahut yad aya he

WAISE TO YAAD APKI ROZ HI ATI He
lakin aj to jese koi tufan aya he

Aaj uski yaad puri raat aati rahi,
hum jage puri duniya soti rahi,
Aasman me bijli puri Raat hoti rahi,
Bus ek BARISH Thi jo mere saath hoti rahi.

''Dosti khami sahan kare 6e,
Mamta khami dur kare 6e,
Jyare
Prem khami joto j nathi.''

One day I asked my heart.
What iz love...?
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Heart:jo baka, apdu kam blood supply karvanu 6e...syllabus bar nu na pu6...

Jyare Tame Koina Thi Risai Ne Nafrat Thi Vat Karo
Ane
Te Teno Jawab Prem Thi Aape To Smjo Ke Te Tamne Potana Thi Vadhare Prem Kare 6e.......

Agar Kisi Ko Kuch Dena Ho To Use Achha Waqt Do.
Kyoki Aap Har Cheez Wapis Le Sakte Ho
Magr Kisi Ko Diya Huwa Achha Waqt Wapis Nahi le skte.

"Talent is like a Perfume bottle. If you will not open it, nobody will know the fragnance inside it.
Open up & show your talent."

Beautiful thought-
"We always feel Dat gud things happen only 2 'others', Bt we always 4get dat we r 'others' 4 some1 else...

Palko Ki Halchul Ko
ikraar Kehte He,
Kisi Ko Dhundhe Jab
Nazre to
Use intezar Kehte He,
Kisi K Bina Jab
Dil Bechain Ho
Toh Use PYAR Kehte He

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti h
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti h
Ae dost
Wo tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi,zindgi si hoti h..

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti h
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti h
Ae dost
Wo tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi,zindgi si hoti h..

"Sweetst part in life is 2 carry al d memries in life,but toughst part is dat 2stay awy for long time frm the person who is behind these memories "

Aisa wada na karna jo nibha na pao
Unhe dilse mat lagana jiSe apna na pao
Dosti to sabse karna pr us 1 ko khus rakhna
jiske bina aap muskra na pao.?!

Thought of the day:-
"Ego is like ur branded clothes...,it is important that you have it,but not necessary that you show it...!!"

Raat Nahi Khwab badlta h
manzil nahi karva badalta h
Jajba rakho har dam jeetne ka
Qi Kismat badle na badle
Par waqt jarur badlta hai

Kash
jate Hue Wqt Ko
Rok Pate

Dosti Me Bitaya
Hr Lamha Jod Pate

Na Jane Kitni Yade
Dosto Ne Di Hume

Kash
Unke Liye Zindgi
Piche Mod Pate!

''Chahat H Ki Rab Mila De Apse
Ye Aarzu H K Dor Bandhi Rahe Aapse,
Bas 1 Baat Ki Umeed Hai Apse,
Dil Se Dur Na Karna Agar
Ham Dur B Rhe Apse.''

dil ka dard palko ke kinaro me kaid he,
aehsas uska hawa ke isharo me kaid he,
usko bhulaye bhi to kaise?
jinko paane ki aarzoo sitaro me kaid he.

Akbar ne Birbal ko kuchh aisa likhne ko kaha Jise khushi me padho toh gham ho, aur gham me padho toh khushi ho..

Birbal ne likha:

"YE WAQT GUZAR JAYEGA..!"

"If possible then, always try to look for what is wrong
before who is wrong..."

Vicharo na vrundavan ma ek Radha 6o tame,
Amara hryday ma j rahine ketla agha 6o tame,

Vaheli savar ni paheli kiran no 6o tame,
Upvan ma satat relati suvas 6o tame,

Jani ne badhu j ketla ajan 6o tame,
Lage 6e varso juni koi olakhan 6o tame.

Mandir ma thati aarti no rankar 6o tame,
Ishvar ni koi 6abi no ansar 6o tame.

Duniya ma Sabndho na koi ne koi nam hoy j 6e,
'Anand' nam vinano mitho sabandh 6o tame.

Never Discuss your Success
&
Never Worry about Ur Failure.
Because Both will Effect Ur Next Step
Believe in URSELF. Move on
&
Win a Life.

A simple formula for BETTER life-


Never try to DEFEAT anyone, just try to WIN everyone.

Exam pattern :

1995: Answer all questions.

2000: Answer any 5 questions.

2010: Answer either a (or) b.

2015: Atleast read the questions.

2020: Thanks 4 coming...

A 'DESIRE' Changes Nothing, A 'DECISION' Changes Something But A 'DETERMINATION' Changes Everything... :-)

"Agar subah jaldi uthne se Taakat, Buddhi aur Dhan badhta, to Paperwala or Dudhwala sabse zyada Amir hote"
;-)
So Enjoy the Life with Ur "Choice".

Great Line By
"Bhagat Singh"-
"Zindagi To Sirf Apne Dum Par Hi Jee Jati Hai,
Dusro K Kandho Par To Sirf Janaze Utha Krte H"
Believe In Urself.

Best sms i ever read..

"kisi rishte ko todne se pahle ek bar ye soch lena chahiye k ab tak uss rishte ko nibhane ki kya vajah thi...?"

hamare Laakho Dost Hai.




Un Laakho Me, Aap 1 Hai,

Jara Socho,


Un 100000 Dost Me,Aap Ek (1) Na Rahe To Kya Hoga?






Result = 00000.

Friends are like mango...

you'll never know which is sweet & which is not.

Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find d sweetest mango in U!

hum wo roshni h jo apko roshan kar jynge

apki dosti ki 1chingari se b jal jynge

1 bar pyar se sms to kijiye
ghar aake SMS k paise de jaynge.

Bhul e jivan nu panu 6e...

pan sambandh e akhi book 6e,

jarur pade to bhul nu panu fadi nakh jo,

pan aakhi book ne kadi khoi na deta...!

FRIEND
F: Full of love!
R: Rare to get
I : Ideal gift of god
E: Every time wth u
N: Nevr 4 get
D: Dear as u Sweet...

GOLU Sasuraal Gya
Uski sasu ne use 7 din tak subeh-sham Palak ka saag khilaya
8ve din pucha kya khaoge
GOLU-khet dikha do khud hi kha aaunga...

By Heart
I like the moment U talk 2 me.
I like the moment U msg me.
I like the moment I remember U.
I like the moment U remember me.
In short...






I like U.

Meri Haalat Wo Samaj Nahi Pate
Hum Bhi Unse Kuch Keh Nahi Pate,
Ae Khuda Ye Kaisa Pyar De Diya Tune,
Use Yaad Kiya Bina Hum Reh Nahi Pate...!

A simple thOught-In life

''dont settle 4 sOmeOne who buys u a cOffee!

GO 4 sOmeOne whO makes One 4 u"

Litle effOrts make a big differences.

REAL LOVE is not based on romance, candlelight dinner and walks along the beach

BUT

INFACT it is based on respect, compromise & care...

Ek prem kahani ka ajeeb ENDING :
"propose kiya tha SMS se,,
Propose kiya tha SMS se,,








jo uski Shaadi tak
PENDING tha Network problem se.!

Son-Papa,Bachha zyada Inteligent hota he ya baap?

Fathr-Baap

Son-Papa,Phone Kisne Banya?

Fathr-Graham Bell ne

Son-Uske baap ne Q nai banaya?

Dosti k chaman me ek phul khila hai

jo muje tumari surat me mila Hai

Khuda ka jitna shukr ada kare kam Hai

Najane meri kis neki ka sawab mila He.

People look for the perfect person to love,but they fail to realize that a person becmes perfect wen v begin to love dem sincerely...!!!

Snta goes2 police station n say-muje fon pr jaanse marne ki dhmki mil rhi h
police-kon de rha h.

snta-BSNL wale 'Rameshbhai'
khte h bil nhi bhra to Kaat denge...

NEW STYLE OF PROPOSING A GIRL
Can I borrow a COIN?

I told my Mom that i wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams!

By impressing people u can make them like u
But to make them love u
The only way is showing truly who u are
Coz every character has its own value..

Kabhi yaade dard ban jati hai
kabhi yaade dawa ban jaati hai
Agar ye yade hi na ho dost
to zindgi kora kagaz ban jaati hai

Hr waqt koi ahat aye to kya kare
Teri yad dilse na jaye to kya kare
Tum kahte ho raat me Q preshan karte ho
Ab teri yad me nind na aye to kya kare?

1 day u wil ask me wat is more important 2 u?
ur life or me?
I will say my life & u will walk away not even knowing that u r my life...

Pati Patni Me Jhagda Khatam Hone k baad
Patni-Chalo khatam karte he mai apni Galti man leti hu lekin tum inta kaho ki meri koi Galti Nhi thi

Pani se tasveer kaha banti Hai,
khwabo se takdir kaha banti Hai,
kisi se pyar karo to sachche dil se..
kyuki ye zindagi phir kaha milti H

Usne kaha tha mujhe ankh bhar k dekha karo...

ab aankh to bhar aati h pr wo nazar nhi aati....

Awesum linez said by a lover
"I hate wen facebk evrytym askz me 'wtz on ma mind'....
Cuz itz olwayz her on ma mind..
And i cnt 'share' her"

Khusi Ka Pal Ho Tumare Liye
Baharo Ka Gulista Ho Tmare Liye
Kamyabi Ki Manjil Ho Tumhare Liye
Bas Ek Pyara Sa Dost Banke Rehna Humare Liye

Similarity between;)

FACEBOOK & JAIL.

In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls..!

Plz read & remember:

Nevr praise me wnevr i mak u hapy,nvr say sory,wnevr u do sumthn wrng,
nvr giv credit 4 sumthn spcl i hv done,
jst 4giv me wnevr I hurt u.

Bandh Aankhe Badhu Jovu Pade 6

1 Pn Aansu Vina Rovu Pade 6

Aaj To 6 Jeevan Ni Krunta K

"Samay Ne Sanjog" em Kahi Kahine Ketluy Khovu Pde 6...

Nazro ko teri mohbat se inkar nhi H

ab muje kisi ka intzar nhi H

khamosh agar hu to ye andaz H mera

tum ye nhi samjna k mujh pyar nhi H

kyarek...time male to yad
kari lejo
CALL na thay to miscall mari dejo
MMS nhi karo to SMS jarurthi kari dejo
Aatlu pan jo tamarthi na thay to phone FEKI DEJO

A gud frnd of mine askd me 1 day..
What if I broke ur trust some day?
I replied..
Trusting u was MY decision, n proving me right is UR choice...

Raat na sapna sacha nathi hota.
Kyarek savar na sapna khota nathi hota.
Aato tamara par prem 6e,
Baki SMS mokalva vala badha navra nathi hota.

Badi Udaas He Ye Zindgi Tere Bina
Nhi He Kuch Mere Pas Tere Bina
Andhera Ho Ya Fir Ho Ujala
Aata Nhi He Kuch B Ras Tere Bina.

Memorable Line:

"Its Not Important to go to Heaven after we Leave! But Its Imp 2 Create Heaven Before v leave..."

"Don't count what u lost, Just see what you have now, because past never comes back, but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things."

Sardar to pandit-tere sir pr choti kyu?

Pandit:Ye mera ANTENA hai,Isse mujhe idea aate hai.

Sardar-Kamal hai yahan to puri DISH TV lagi h fir b kuch nai ata.

Somtimes u dream of having sum1 u realy like,
bt life isnt like dat,
u dnt gt evrythng u want,
bt at d end u end up lovin. sm1 bettr thn u drm of..

Height of Status:

Lady Goes to a Fruit Shop

Shopkeeper:Ur Dog is eating my Fruits

Lady:- tommy,Dont eat the Fruit without washing them!::-)

Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine Kaha Mard Se Lado.

Banta: Fir?

Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha.

Ghani var ankhona ishara badhu kahi jay6,
samj n hova 6ta badhu samjai jay6,prem sabdma 6j atli mithas..
K khud ni ichha vgar
pan kyarek bijana thai javay 6.

Best lines by Dhirubhai Ambani-
"U wil nevr reach ur destination if u stop & throw stones at evry dog tht barks.

Beter
keep biscuits n move ahead."

Baa: Kaa baapu, tame to kidhu tu ne k kaaran vagar daaru pivano nahi, to atyare kem pidho?


Bapu: Diwali aave se ne, Chokraavo ne rocket sodva baatliyu nai zoiye ?

"Maa" apne bete ko 20 saal tak "GENTAL" banati hai.

Aur ek ladki 20 second me use mantal bana deti het.........

Rajkot na ek bhikhari A patiu chitraviu se...


''bapore 12 thi 4 vagya vache koi A ahi sika nakhava NAHI uaghma distap thai se..''

Self Caring Attitude:
"Convince Ur self That U Are The Best,
Rather To Spend The Rest Of Ur Life Convincing It To Others!"
REmeMBER me !

A Mere Khuda
Mobht B Ajeeb Cheez Banai He Tune
Tere Hi Masjid Me
Tera Hi Banda
Tere Hi Samne
Rota He Kisi Or K Liye...

Simple yet miraculously positive thought:

"Most situations of life r issues of MIND over MATTER.If u dont MIND,it doesnt MATTER."

YADO KE IS PAL ME 1 PAL MERA HO, PHULO KE IS CHAMAN ME 1 GULAB MERA HO,
KHUDA KARE AAP JAB APNO KO YAAD KARE UN APNO ME 1 NAAM MERA HO...

Wo Ruth Kar Kehti Hai Hamse,


Tumhara Toh Milna Kam Ho Gaya Hai

Us Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye,



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PETROL 72 Rs/Litre Ho Gya He...

No one in this world is pure and perfect.,
If u avoid the persons for their mistakes,then you will always be alone in this world...

Har inayat har khushi apki ho,
Mahak uthe wo mehfil jaha hasi apki ho,
Koi bhi lamha apka udas na ho,
Khuda kre jannat jaisi zindgi apki ho.

Prem ni RmaT JiTva Dil Hari Gyo,
samunDar ne Pamva maTe naDiyo Tari Gyo,
Jene JiTva maTe BaDhu Harva Taiyar HaTo,
BaDhu JiTi liDhu FaKT Tenej Hari Gyo...-kalapi

NDARIYA NA MOJA KAI RETI NE PU6E TANE BHINJAVU GAMSE K KEM ?

EM PU6INE THAY NAHI PREM.

Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love withyou was beyond my control.

There was a girl named Becca and a boy named Joe. Becca was in a burning house. None of the firefighters could get in the house because the fire was too big. Joe dressed in one of the fire suits and got intothe house. When he got up the stairs, the steps fell off behind him. When he got into her room he sealed the door up behind him. He held her tight, kissed her, huged her, then said that he loved her. She asked what was wrong, and he said that he was going to die. Her eyes widened as she began to cry. He picked her up and jumped out of the four story house. He landed on his back with her on top of him. He died to save her life.

Best msg 4 all students-
"Kash padhayi bhi PYAR ki tarah hoti.... Karni nhi pdti...
Bas...!!
Ho jati..."
aur fir chah kr bhi bhulai na jati.

Love Means...

(a girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle hadcrashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmetso she would live even though it meant he would die.

Aaj bapore shala e vidhyarthi nota tyare aa kavita lakhi...




''Khali aa makan ne khali kham orda,
Adhura,alakhamna lage 6a tahuka,
Nistej thai gai srusti aa saghali,
Gerhajri emni kevi lage 6e aghari.

Aakash n game vadalo vina,
Shala n game balko vina,
Mandir mathi ishvar jay jem,
Bag nathi sobhto aa pushpo vina.

Halve thi sambhlu aa popat no avaj,
Dhyan thi dekhu pankhi na mijaj,
Toy gamtu nathi aaj 'Anand' ne,
Ene to joie vidhyarthi na samvad.''

Nice Line:
"Kisi ko pane k liye hamari sari khubiya bhi kam pad jati hai
Aur
Khone k liye ek kami hi kaafi hai"--

In earlier time feelings were much more importnt than words.!
But
now a days words have great importnce since people dont undrstand feelings.

''Kahu kem tamne k keva lago 6o ?
Mane to khud thi ye vadhu pyara lago 6o,
Raho 6o satat mara vicharo ma kem ?
Lage 6e aaj kal sav navra lago 6o.''

Ek Joker Ne Logon Ko 1 Joke Sunaya To Sab Log Bohat Hasey.
Usne Vahi Joke Dubara Sunaya To Kam Log Hasey.
Us ne Vahi Joke Fir Se Sunaya To Koi Bhi Nahi Hasa.
To Phir
Usne 1 Bohat Pyari Baat Boli Ki Agar Tum 1 Khushi Ko Le Kar Bar Bar Nahi Khush Ho Sakte To Phir Ek Gam Ko Le Kar Baar Baar Rote Kyun Ho ?

Life becomes beautiful wen eyes starts looking at sum1 silently..

Bt Life becomes more beautiful wen dat sum1 starts readng those eyes silently..

Hu ugta suraj ni puja nathi krto pan hu e suraj ni rah jou 6u j mari zindgi ma prakash felave ane ek var avya pa6i kyarey n jay.
& that's U...

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Apki Zindgi Ka Hr Ek Lamha Suhana Ho
Zoli Me Apki Khusiyo Ka Khazana Ho
Naya Mile Sub Kuch Aapko Har Pal
Bus Ek Hamara Saath Hi Purana Ho

LAMBE Safar Me Ek Asiyana Ho Tum

Akele RastoKa Dostana Ho Tum

Sochte He Tum_Bin Zindgi Kaisi Hoti,

Qki Hamari Khushi Ka Ek Bahana Ho tum.

A smile is a sigN of joy.
A hug is a sigN of loVe.
A laugh is a sigN of happiNess
&
A BestfrNd lik me,

Well thats a sigN of ur Gud Karam of pichle jaNam.!!jsk

Chahne se koi chiz apni to nhi hoti

hr muskurahat khushi to nhi hoti

pana to sabhi chahte h bahut kuch

magar kabhi waqt to kabhi kismat sath nhi hoti

Jivan Nu 1 Panu Pustak Bani Jay6
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Koi Na Hastakshar Adhura Rahi Jay6
.
Jyare Shabdo Ma Bhul Thai Jay6
.
To Vakyo J Nai Pan Tena Arth Pn Fari Jay6...

PREM Kone Kevay?
Tame Last Bench Par Betha Ho Ne Tamaro MAAL 1st Bench Par Thi Pa6ad fari Ne Juve Ane Kahe Ke

Hash.
NAVRINO, Avyo 6e to kharo.AANE PREM KEVAY.

2 Nice Tips To Stand
Strong In Every Condition
"Never Take Help Of Tears
To Show ur Emotions"
&
"Never Take Help Of Words
To Show you"

Company of good people is like walking in a shop of perfume.
Whether you buy the perfume or not,
you are bound to receive the fragrance !!!

"Never try 2 hide ur secrets from a person who can read ur Eyes. Becoz d one who can read ur Eyes is always an Expert in reading ur Heart."

Are hum kahat rahe ki e jo SURAJVA he vo sar pe chadat he ab sone ka kono fayda naahi,to UTH JAI YE.
wo ka kahat he!Angreji Ma..
GOOD MORNINGVA

Santa ki tapasya se khush hokar Bhagwan bole: VAR mango vats..

Snta: hey bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne., me to VADHU k liye tapsya kar raha tha..

Shakespeare said
"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow!

But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It"

Intezaar uss Din Ka Hoga,
Jis Din Aapko Hamari Chahat Par Naaz Hoga,
Dil Mein Hum Aapke Honge,
Aur Aapke Hontho Par Naam Sirf Hamara Hoga

Sonu: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aayi.
Monu: Kyo ?

Sonu: Qki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Me Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha Ki
Main Jaag Raha Hu.

KISMAT Apni Likha Ke Laye Hai
YUHI tere Karib Nahi Aaye Hai
HATHELI Apni GAUR SE Dekho..
Teri TAQDIR Ki Lakeer Hum Ban Ke Aaye Hai..

Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?

Don't say wah wah. Plz feel d pain


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MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam.

Newly married Husband
saved wife's number
on mobile as
"MY LIFE"
After 1year:
"MY WIFE"

2yrs: "HOME"

3Yrs: "HITLER"

& aftr 5yrs:

WRONG NUMBER...

Duniya me kabhi apki
'jeet'
hogi to hum garv se kahenge
"That'S My friend"
or
agar apki haar hui to hath pakad k pas bethenge or kahege
"I M UR FRIEND"

Motherhood is tough.
No pay, Nodays off, No training given and most often unappreciated & yet resignation is an impossibility!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

A Last Ball Six,
A Last Ball Wicket,
A Last Minute Goal,
Can Win A Game.
So,
Always Try Till D
LAST MOMENT,
YOU CAN BE A WINNER.

Relations Cannot Be Understood By Language Of Money..
Some Investments Never Gain Profit..
But
They Make Us RICH..!!!!!

Ja Mere Machchar Ja..
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aur mere un dosto ko kat le jo mujhe bina good night kahe so jate hai..G.N.J.S.K.

I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and I pray to God for your prosperous life. May you find all the delights of life,
"Happy Ganesh Chaturthi"

Never think that smiling face is sign of happy heart
its may be hurted heart inside but they just tried their hurted by their smiling face.

In earlier time feelings were much more importnt than words.!
But
now a days words have great importnce since people dont undrstand feelings.

Tanha Sanso ko 1 yaad ki zarurat hogi

Dil ki kasti ko 1 kinare ki zarurat hogi

kya Sath rahoge Aap us din ?

Jis din hme 1 sahare ki zarurat hogi.

Train station par ruki, Ek admi khidkhi ke pas baite sardar se pucha - kaunsa station hai? SARDAR ne bahar dekha aur bola -



lagta hai "RAILWAY STATION" hai.

Santa London ke Hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya.

Waiter-What do u like 2 have sir ?

Santa-1 plate egg ke Papa plz...

Sonu-Agar Bhais Ko Akal Aa Jaye To Kya Hoga







Monu-Wo Khud Dudh Me Pani Milana Shuru Kr Degi.

KHUDA Se Kabi Kuch Mat Maango
Khuda Wo Nhi Deta Jo Aapko Acha Lagta Hai
Balki Khuda Wo Deta Hai Jo Aapke Liye Acha Hai
SO TRUST ON GOD...

Fallin' in love is like jumpin' off a realy tal buildin'.
ur brain tels u it isn't a good idea, but ur heart tels u, u can fly..
--%<@

Happy_Moment
If 1st Button Of a Shirt Is Put Wrong Every Button Will Go Wrong

Alwz Take Up 1st Step Carefully In Achieving Ur Goal

Or Else

Wear T-Shirts

I think in my words it is

TRUST+FRIENDSHIP+LOVE+RESPECT=MRG

Some relation givs u cry & tears..
Some relation givs u laugh & smiles..
Bt..
Believe me..
Rare relations cn giv u laughing tears & crying smile.!

Kamyabi bdi nhi hoti pane wale bade hote h
Darar badi nhi hoti Bharne wale bade hote h
Etihas k hr panne pe lika h
RISHTE bade nhi hote nibhane wale bade hote h

Who is friend?
A person who luks into ur eyes n feels dat u ll begin to cry soon n
makes u laugh as harder dat ur laugh become d reason 4 ur tear...

Life Is Like River
U Cannot Touch The Same Water Twice
Coz
The Flow That Has Passed Will Never Pass Again
So
Enjoy Every Moment Of Life...

Fight the situation.

The world is nt interested in your excuses and in your prblms.

You won or lose, is the main thing.

Manzil Tak Pauchane Ki
Khwaish He
Par Rasto Me Kanto Ki
Barish He
Kis Kadar Roke Hum Apne Kadmo Ko
Hume To Bas Aap Tak Pauchne Ki Khwaish He.

Biggest truth of this materialistic world:
"Even Excess of love & care will be considered as disturbance.. But, Not Money & Material...." :) :)

Difference between ATTITUDE and EGO -
ATTITUDE makes u DEFER from others,
EGO makes u ALONE from others.

Santa ko 1 blank message aaya..

phir santa ne usi no. pe phone ker k kaha-

bhaishab aapko malum nhi hoga pr apke mobile ki ink khatam ho gayi hai.

Jab mai chhota bachcha tha !

Wo waqt bada hi acha tha,
Jab mai chhota bachcha tha!

Goliya-Tofiya khata tha,
Us time petrol sasta tha,
Par me cycle chlata tha!

Na Ladkiyo ka zikr karta tha,
Mai to padhai ki fikr krta tha!

Na facebook pe status likhta tha,
m toh computer pe paint sikhta tha!

Tab yaar mere sab sath the,
Ab waqt ne apni chaal badli..!

School chhod aa gaye colege me,
Qki zindgi ka sawal h!

Yaha group me rhna padta h,
Sorry,Thank-u bolna padta h!

Par fir b ..yaar mere puchte h,
Tu suna-suna Q rehta h?

Mai Jawab nhi de pata hu,
Bas chup-chap hi reh jata hu!

Fir aansu ponchh k kehta hu,
Tum sab jao, mai aata hu!

Sab puchte Jab wajah,
To DIL sakht karke kehta hu-
Bas yaaro!
Yaad aa gyi us waqt ki,

Jo waqt bada hi acha tha,
Jab mai chota bacha tha!!

Rone se kisiko kuch hasil nahi hota,

Jo bichhad jaye wo sathi nahi hota,

Auron ke liye to hum mehfil sajate hai,

Par tanhai me koi shamil nahi hota....

Mataji-VARDAN Mang?
BAPU-Paisa thi bhareli Bag + JOB + 1 lambi gadi, jema chhokario bethi hoy

Mataji-TATHASTU!!

AAj BAPU rajkot-junagadh bus Ma CONDUCTOR 6e...

A happy person is happy, not because everything is right in his life. He is happy because his attitude towards everything in his life is right. :)
Njoy the Life.

In AaNkHo Me AaNsu AaYe Na HoTe.
=*
Wo Jo MuD KaR MuSkuRaYe Na HoTe.
=*
UnKe JaNe Ke BaaD Ye Gam HoTa HaI
=*
Kash Wo ZinDGi Me AaYe Na HoTe.

Jiske samne aap has skte ho uske sath aap pura 1 din bita sakte ho.
lekin..
Jiske samne aap ro sakte ho uske sath puri zindgi bita sakte ho.

Koine Samjavta Pehla Koine Samji To Juo.
Bhulva Nu Kehta Pehla Koine Bhuli To Juo.
Salah to koi pan api sake,
Salah Apta Pehla Koini Majburi Anubhavi To juo.

Magical Message

Marriage pahela
boy - aha! Aa divas ni to hu rah joto hato!
Girl- to, hu jati rahu?
B - na,
g - tu mane prem kare 6?
B - ha! Karu 6u. Karto hato. Ane karto rahish
g- tu mari sathe kadi dago karish?
B- hoy? Aena karto hu mari n jau?
G - tu mane kiss karish?
B - saur, mane gamashe!
G - tu mane marish?
B- bilkul nahi hu aevo manas nathi.
G- hu tara par trust kari shaku?
B- ha.
G- oh! Darling....

Have marige pachi nu janva mate niche thi upar vancho.

Pahelu Sukh Te Jaate Narya...

To 6ellu Sukh Kyu ???
.
Nathi Khabar ???
.
?
To Aa Vancho..!!
.
.
6ellu Sukh Te
"Fera Farya" !!!

Never Go Out Of Your Way To Explain someone your Honesty
and Their Faults...
Bcoz...
Time Has It's Own Way Of Revealing The Truth.,,

Just a small difference between liking and loving,
Liking-
"Don't worry dear, take care!"
Luving-
"Don't worry dear,I will take care!"

Hi
Kindly pass this message to all your friends,
Who have 2 wheelers.
Don't park your two wheelers in direct sun light.
Bcoz




''Pa6i tamne j seat garam lagse";-)

Some1 Asked A Philosopher

How do u believe that God exists?

His Smart Answer Was:

Absence of Evidence is not d

Evidence of his Absence.

Ek gujrati shayare khub saras lakhyu 6 k :

nathi gamtu ghanu pan kaik to evu game 6,
bas ene karane j aa dharti upar rahevu game 6 !

Aajna samay no manav kai paristhiti ma jive 6e...?

Suve tyaare "samadhi" ma...

ane...


Uthe tyaar thi "upaadhi" ma...!!!

Wo bhi kya din the :

'MUMMY' ki goad, or 'PAPA' k kandhe, Na padhai ki soch, Na life k funde,

Na kal ki chinta, Na future k sapne, Ab kal ki h fikar, Aur adhure h sapne,

Mud kar dekha toh, bahut door h apne,
Manzilo ko dhundte hum kaha kho gye,
Kyu hum itne bade ho gaye ?

Sumtym i miss u..
bt i cnt gv u anythng so,
i pray 2 God,
2 gav u d hairstyle of Gandhiji,
skin of mother Teresa,
lips of brain lara,
Looks of Mayawati,
voice of Manmohan singh,
n height of Rajpal Yadav.
Hope my wish cum true,

dost hu khayal to rakhna hi padega
Ab thnx bolke rulaoge kya.....

Haskar B Dekh Lia
Rokar B Dekh Lia,
Kisi Ko Pake Khokr B Dekh Lia
Pyar Kia Aur Ye Jaan B Lia
Zindagi Wahi Ji Skta H Jisne Akele Jina B Sikh Lia.

Yado na pana thi bhareli 6 zindgi!
Sukh-dukh na prasango thi bhareli 6 zindgi!
Ekla besi ne vichari to juo
Angat ni sangat vgar ketli adhuri 6 zindgi.

Bhagwan Ne Humari Body Aise Design Ki he,
Na to Hum Apni Peeth Thapthapa Skte Hai,aur
Na Hi Apne aap ko Laat Mar Sakte H
Isliye har 1
Friend zaruri hota he.

Koi kahe aa zindgi 1 "PRAVAAS"6,

O6a samay ma
jivva no"PRAYAAS"6,

Leva jv 4ij hoy to prem ni "MITHAS"6,

Ane mukva jv 4ij hoy to mann ni "KADVAAS"6.

Kisi k paigam ko zara pyar se padha karo,
Kisi ki chahat ka ehsas kiya karo,
Koi dil se yaad kar raha hai aapko,
Or aap keh rhe hain pareshan mat kiya karo..

Hasvu nati mare 6ata hasvu pade 6e,

koi pu6e kem 6o to "JALSA MA" kevu pade 6e,

jindgi no aa avo RANGMUNCH 6e,

jya badha ne faraziyat NATAK karvu pade 6e.

Mann evu rakho kadi khotu na lagade.
Dil evu rakho kadi dukhi na kare.
Sparsh evo rakho k jenathi dard na thay.
Sambandh evo rakho jeno kadi ant na thay.

Jab chote the ham jor se rote the jo pasand hota use pane kliye
Jab bade hogye to chupke se rote h jo pasand h use bhulane k liye
Tht's life..!

Wo Bat Kya Karu Jiski koi Khbar Na ho:

wo duA kya Karu jisme koi Asar Na Ho:

kaise Keh Du Apko lag Jaye meri Umar:

kya pata agle pal meri Umar hi Na ho.

Samay anek zakhmo aape 6e...

etle j to
loko pu6e 6e...

"KETLA VAGYA!?!!"

Boys' pc folder:

C\Windows\system32\drivers\study material\important files\educational stuff\proposed building structure design\Sunny Leone !!

Why Does d Great Wall Of China Come In d 7 Wonders Of The World?
.
.
.
.
Bcoz Its d 1st n Only Chinese Product Which Lasted For So Long...

Never regret anything that has happened in your life,
it cannot be changed,
undone or forgotten so take it as a lesson learned and move on:-)

Behaviour is greater than knowledge,
Because there are many situations where our knowledge may fail,but our behaviour can handle that very well.

CHANDRAGUPT :
"Kismat pehle hi likhi ja chuki hai to Koshish Karne se Kya Milega ?"

CHANAKYA:
"Kya pata Kismat me Likha ho ki KOSHISH SE HI MILEGA."

Agr hai tujme HERO si chamak to ANDHERO se DOSTI karlo,

varna KAACH ke tukde to UJALO me b CHAMKA karte hai.

Bill Gates

When you live for a strong purpose , then hardwork isn't an option. It's a necessity. - Bill Gates.